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joisey

How us New Jersey people DONT say Jersey
We say Jurzee, see New Jersey accent
Not even people in North Jersey say it that way
Not even my cousins from NY say it
We have 8 million residents, do you really think all of them say "Joisey"? If you do than your dumb as hell.
I bet 90% of you who make fun of us have never been to New Jersey, and I bet I could make fun of your state but I don't cause I'm not some ignorant fuck who makes up shit.
NO ONE SAYS JOISEY.
by Jersey Kid March 22, 2008
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EPA

Stands for East Palo Alto, a town in the Yay Area California
by Jersey Kid January 28, 2008
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australia

A very beautiful country, home to the great barrier reef, Kangaroos, Sydney, and a good football (soccer) team. I don't get why you hate us yanks, for the most part we admire Australia and it is portrayed as an exotic and thriving island/continent in our media.
Australia is very beautiful and unique, don't judge us yanks from what you hear on TV, we are actually for the most part nice and intelligent also.
by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008
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racism

It's Stupid, we are all amazing so chill.
white, black, hispanic, asian, indian, arabic, does it matter? Racism is messed up, all of our races have done good and bad.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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crunk

1) State of Being crazy drunk due to alcohol
2) Genre of Music from Atlanta, Georgia see Lil Jon
3) Overused substitute for cool
1) Man I got so crunk at that party I drank too much vodka
2) I love Crunk, Lil Jon is fuckin awesome, REPPIN' THE ATL
3) Oh my god Sally that outfit is sooooo crunk
by jersey kid December 23, 2007
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myspace

Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
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east coast is the beast coast

It's true, the east coast is pretty beast. Awesome cities, NYC, Boston, Philly, ATL, Miami etc. Great food, Italian, Chinese, Cuban, French, etc. The west coast only has one good state, California is cool, but Oregon and Washington? Pretty lame. Plus east coast is the original America. We strech from Maine to Florida, we beastttt at everything including sports. NY Giants Superbowl champions 0'8. NY Yankees pretty beast, and ATL Braves are awesome too. So you can have your one good state while we have like 13
West Coaster: West coast is like the best coast =!

Me: Might as well call it the California Coast, no body gives a fuck about Oregon or Washington, the only thing that california has that we don't is good weather year round, so yea EAST COAST IS THE BEAST COAST
by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008
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