sex

when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck

im going to go have sex in the toilet

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018

float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.

crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018

Cock

A rooster, what did you think you dirty minded cock

mmmmm, that cock has nice feathers

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018