2 definition by Jerry hatricks

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A hairy woman's vagina
I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!
by Jerry hatricks November 02, 2019

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A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period
Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!
by Jerry hatricks November 03, 2019

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