Jerkoff's definitions

mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003

rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.

You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005