Jenny's definitions

thinking

this causes pain in the head, noggin, noodle, brain, scalp, eyebrows, and other areas in the head area. Can cause sickness if done too much.

I don't like to think. Thinking is dumb. Why do i think? I am not a thinker!

by Jenny September 17, 2003

cuck

a guy's dick (the male genitals)

Go suck cuck, you beeyotch!

by Jenny May 13, 2005

shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004

craftster

A hip crafter. Not to be confused with decidely uncool, grannyish crafters. Also the current title of a popular blog/forum for posting of hip craft projects (craftster.org).

She knit this really cool iPod case for me, she's a total craftster.

by Jenny January 3, 2005

Chicken Tonight

Very catchy acoustic song by PG and DS.

"i'm having chicken tonight" "I believe in a thing called sauce!"

by Jenny February 3, 2005

vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

Blitzed

This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!

Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!

by Jenny September 26, 2004