Definitions by Jenn Frank

googleguilt 

n. The sense of anxiety, sketch, voyeurism, or general sneakiness that one derives from googling an acquaintance or person-of-interest.

Can also be applied to the strange and guilty feeling one has when deliberately seeking out information on a guilty pleasure (slash fiction, cosplay, a fansite, or Sheryl Crow, for instance). Alternately, it might mean the sneaky feeling one gets when reading the myspace profile or friendster page of an acquaintance, former classmate, or coworker.

"I met this really cool dude in the Laundro-Rama, but I felt so sketch and skeevy when I googled him later. Major googleguilt."

googleguilt by Jenn Frank March 14, 2006

1620 

Noun. Underage, usually female, potential sex partner. Although she is a hot piece of ass, banging her might lead to twenty years jail time, as this would constitute statutory rape. -- Slang derived from 16 will get you 20. Synonyms: jailbait, lolita

Step off that 1620, man, she's jailbait.

1620 by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

pie-hole 

Noun. Mouth, i.e., the hole you ought to be using for eating (pie). From the British slang, cake-hole.

Shut your pie-hole! Seriously, man, just stop talking!

pie-hole by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

cake-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.

Shut your cake-hole, or I will shut it for you!

cake-hole by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

pee-hole

1) The external urethral orifice. In men, also the orifice through which sperm is ejaculated.
2) A location where one urinates. Connotatively, this location is not an established facility for whizzing, but instead a "found" location. A very rudimentary outhouse.
3) A startling variant of pie-hole.

1) I have a burning sensation in and around my pee-hole.
2) The porta-potty was totally rank, so I found a nice pee-hole in that foliage over there.
3) Dude, shut your pee-hole.

pee-hole by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

going multiball 

A synonym for going mental. Literally, a state of flux, as in the multiball stage of a pinball game, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. See also: multiball, multitasking.

The company project is due tomorrow! I am totally going multiball!

going multiball by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

multiball 

Adjective describing a stressful or precarious circumstance. Literally, a state of flux. From "multiball," a term that describes a stage in a game of pinball, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. Also used as verb (multiballing) and adverb (going multiball). See also multitasking.

For awhile there things were cool, but now everything is so multiball.

multiball by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005