Definitions by Jeffy ham

goulp 

To gulp down cum

Ya baby, goulp down my load

goulp by Jeffy ham October 17, 2020

brotective 

when your bro is to over protective and acts like your mother keeping you from doing shit, when this happens don't blame your bro this just means yo bro broves u, (loves you)

bro1: dude don't call me tonight my G.F is coming over if you know what i mean.
bro2: no no no sex u want no babies wat if yo G.F has an S.T.I wat u do den, when yo junk is fucked up and looks like a potato wat yo do den.
bro1: yo be brotective man

brotective by Jeffy ham January 31, 2015

life 

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

life by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015

BWYC 

a gay guy who pretense to be a straight guys friend to get in his pants. (Bro.Want.Yo.Cock)

BWYC says: honey if you love me would you please smile.
homophobic dick bag says: fuck no, i no logger want to be your friend.

BWYC by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015