Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jeffery Epstein

Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass

Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher