Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass
Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!
by Jeffery Epstein March 09, 2022
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Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher
by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021
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Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
by Jeffery Epstein July 05, 2021
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