Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 04, 2021

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass

Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!

by Jeffery Epstein March 09, 2022