Jeff Wilder's definitions

Tieitis

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

Sacredsongs

1: Bonehead on Epinions.com who is so lacking in any kind of life that he/she downrates reviews over trivial matters and attacks people who don;t agree with his/her viewpoints.

2: Brain dead

Hey Sacredsongs! Why don't you watch where you're driving that SUV?

WHat a Sacredsongs that guy is. He can't even spell potato.

by Jeff Wilder October 14, 2003

Hittage

Number of visits to reviews on Epinions.com.

Wow. Look at the amount of hittage on that Radiohead review.

by Jeff Wilder November 15, 2003

Battlefield Earth

Holywood Movie Critics synonym for shit until Gigli came along.

That Gigli movie was the biggest piece of Battlefield Earth I've ever seen.

by Jeff Wilder November 11, 2003