Jeff Ashley's definitions

Japanese Hot Tub

Farting in a koi pond.

After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.

by Jeff Ashley November 8, 2011

Air Titties

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

Grinchen

1) The act of being a Grinch(i.e. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

2) Someone who is too cheap to buy Christmas presents or doesn't believe in the joy of Christmas.

Marcus: Hey Tyrone, what did you get your ole lady for Christmas dis year?

Tyrone: Bitch didn't get nuthin!

Marcus: Ahh man, why you be Grinchen so hard?

by Jeff Ashley December 14, 2011