Definitions by Jeff Ashley

Grinchen

1) The act of being a Grinch(i.e. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas)

2) Someone who is too cheap to buy Christmas presents or doesn't believe in the joy of Christmas.

Marcus: Hey Tyrone, what did you get your ole lady for Christmas dis year?

Tyrone: Bitch didn't get nuthin!

Marcus: Ahh man, why you be Grinchen so hard?

Grinchen by Jeff Ashley December 14, 2011

Japanese Hot Tub

Farting in a koi pond.

After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.

Japanese Hot Tub by Jeff Ashley November 8, 2011

Air Titties 

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

Air Titties by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

chair bacon 

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

chair bacon by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010