Definitions by Jeck foul

Whedyugo 

A term used by an annoying teenager to older guys. The question “where would you go?” Is pronounced as “whe-dyu-go” and fluctuates between extreme high pitched voice and deep man voice.

Fuck me, Johno done my head in. All he kept saying is “whedyugo”. I had to leave

Whedyugo by Jeck foul August 1, 2025

Meggy Moo 

A term used for a woman who puts her man under the thumb. The Meggy moo usually comes in a Blue Badge form and is a master of the disability benefit glitch.

You coming out this weekend mate?

Soz mate, I’m seeing Meggy moo

Meggy Moo by Jeck foul August 1, 2025

Whedyugo 

A phrase used by a squealing johno. It’s spoken in a high pitched squeal. It translates to where would you go

Whedyugo for a shot of Flying Scotsman?

Whedyugo by Jeck foul July 30, 2025

Dirty Dinadan 

A sex act. The dirty Dinadan opens the receivers anus with a shoe horn before proceeding to insert a camera lense into the rectum. Once inserted the dirty Dinadan will zoom in and out whilst recording, extending and retracting the lense so the receiver is penetrated by the camera. He will do this until the receiver shouts “Jack this is foul”. The giver and receiver then eat a bowl of crunchy nut cereal and bond while watching the footage from the dirty Dinadan

I haven’t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks. When I go and visit her from uni l, I’m gonna give her the dirty Dinadan

Dirty Dinadan by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

Crunchy Batson by Jeck foul February 24, 2024