JeSsIcA's definitions

apacha

A slang word for someone who is your friend you call them apacha

Apacha- whacha doing tonight

by Jessica January 22, 2004

eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

by Jessica June 18, 2006

emotard

A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.

My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.

by Jessica February 22, 2004

noach

As saying no but exaggerated

Person1:"Hey your mom died today"
Person2: "NOACH!!"

by Jessica January 27, 2005

gurp

A combination of 'gulp' and 'slurp.' To quickly and quietly swallow an entire portion of food without chewing or drawing attention.

I didn't even see Chase gurp down that entire plate of spaghetti.

by Jessica February 16, 2005

poiuy

Often refering to a rather over-sized sack of shit or person who talks with a mouth that's literally filled with shit.

That poiuy could make a person want to kill himself from 2 miles away.

by Jessica June 25, 2003

Douchbag

Look in the mirror....that's a douchbag!

your a douchbag

by Jessica February 5, 2004