JeReMy's definitions

funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

by Jeremy January 25, 2004

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 27, 2003

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Rubix

Another name for the female reproductive organ.

Not to be confused with the hit toy from the 70s, the Rubix cube.

Andrew: My girlfriend's p***y smells really bad and it's hairy.

Me: *Slap*, don't ever say that again white boy!, it's Rubix...and tell your girlfriend to clean herself and shave that shit....stop actin' a fool!

by Jeremy October 9, 2004

Kalynn Bourque

AKA: Cecily
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.

"Kalynn is such a bitch!"
"So is Cecily!"
"They should join a club together!"

by Jeremy July 1, 2004

Funky Brewsta

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003