SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
Dude, he knows all about the SHM...
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.
"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."
by jeremy January 15, 2004
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P spot

The prostate gland. Up the guy's bum there. Produces sperm or some such.
Hit my P spot, I'll shoot like a rocket.
by Jeremy November 10, 2005
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ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement
Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!
by Jeremy April 07, 2003
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mouthbreather

anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.
"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."
by jeremy August 28, 2003
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Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.
Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
by Jeremy April 29, 2004
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