mouthbreather

anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.
"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."
by jeremy August 28, 2003
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cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash
by jeremy May 07, 2003
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Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.
That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?
by Jeremy November 03, 2003
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Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
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Heroine chic

To be or to appear like a heroine addict, but to take it one step further and stylize your addictness. This includes frail, thin arms, largely exposed collarbones, thin bleached blonde hair. Often seen with a "tobacco cigarette" in their hands.
by Jeremy November 07, 2004
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SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
Dude, he knows all about the SHM...
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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