Jc's definitions

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

by JC February 17, 2004

brozniac

beer. A gift from the gods (and yeast).

Hey T, passa la brozniac por FA vor.

or

Say, anyone up for a brozniac or 2?

or for the xtra l33t try using the truncated version:
"broz anyone?"
which allows for leet surfer dudes to use "broz brahs?"

by JC November 12, 2004

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

cumtaminate

one who contaminates with cum

he totally cumtaminated her.

by JC October 14, 2003

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002