Jayne M's definitions

Strumbone

A Strumpet who is a specialist in giving a guy a boner using only her mouth.

That strumbone was fantastic!!

by Jayne M October 10, 2008

Nike Air Nazeraths

Jesus sandals

Did you see that dude wearing socks with his Nike Air Nazeraths?

by Jayne M July 21, 2009

Mr P

A word to describe a guy who is an absoulte legend.

1, Dan is Mr P, he is awesome!!

by Jayne M December 16, 2008

V Look Up

A discreet term for a smear test.

Hey girls I went for my V Look Up today.

by Jayne M April 8, 2009

Dog Friends

Friend's who sleep with their dog in the bed. When they get down to some lovin' the dog licks the blokes ball bag.

I saw the Dog Friends last week.

by Jayne M January 22, 2008