5 definitions by Jaymi

Acronym, Running platform used by Barack Obama as he ran for president. Stands for

Come
Help
A
Nigga
Get
Elected

Now, overused and carries little weight. Soon to be joined by words such as Snowflake.
All Obama could do on the campaign trail was promise C.H.A.N.G.E.
by Jaymi May 31, 2018
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1) People who drink (particularly females and college freshmen) and instantaneously claim they are drunk/intoxicated, and continue to do so by saying, "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD I'm SOOOOOO drunk!"
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.
Have you noticed every time Megan takes the first sip out of her beer, within minutes she starts to claim she's "SO drunk"? What a pseudodrunk.
by Jaymi May 16, 2007
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Noun: A person who buys things or pays bills for that one they are Stalking.
My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.
by Jaymi November 15, 2017
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Noun, To not be connected to the internet because there is no WiFi signal.
He was in a state of nonline due to no wireless internet connection.
by Jaymi April 26, 2018
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Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.
Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.
by Jaymi April 23, 2018
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