Jayley Weathers's definitions

Victors Secret

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret

Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.

Did you see homeboy rocking the pink sweats? Yeah he rockin Victors Secret forreal.

by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

First AmeriReich

Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.

In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.

by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025

Nazi Blowjob Artist

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.

Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.

by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025

crazy buns

A female with a really nice butt but she’s psycho, crazy, cray-cray, off the wall, insane.

More than likely a hard drug abuser, immature, psychotic, scammer, deranged prostitute/stripper, etc….

Even though she has a nice booty and you’d love to hit it, it’ll more than likely open up more problems than intended.

Another word for a stank ass hoe but she got a nice ass.

Me: Yo Stan whatever happened to Laura with the nice booty you guys use to talk all the time.

Stan: I was ready to hit one night, but I caught her speedballin in the bathroom and she tried to steal my wallet. She crazy buns she belong to the streets.

by Jayley Weathers December 19, 2022

Dead Elephant Bounce

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.

Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.

by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

osos

Short for On some other shit.

Benny talkin left field with fuckin goats. He osos

by Jayley Weathers April 17, 2024

FUB

Fuck you button. Whenever you call someone and you know they hit the busy signal on you.

I tried to call Johnny earlier. It was one ring voicemail. He hit the FUB on me.

by Jayley Weathers October 14, 2020