Jayley Weathers's definitions
1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
Get the Nazi Blowjob Artistmug. Short for On some other shit.
by Jayley Weathers April 17, 2024
Get the ososmug. by Jayley Weathers October 14, 2020
Get the FUBmug. A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025
Get the Dead Elephant Bouncemug. Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023
Get the Victors Secretmug. Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
Get the Second AmeriReichmug. The inner skin of the buttocks, next to the butt crack, that runs from the inner butt cheeks to the inner thigh.
More noticeable on heavier women.
Instead of the thigh gap, chubbier women have this from where they walk or it heats up and turns darker and noticeably wrinklier.
Keynote: for the BBW lovers it’s the sexiest part on a fat chick and fat admirers tend to go for this portion when engaging in intimate activity.
Not to be mistaken for gluteus sulcus
TLDR: inner booty thigh flaps on a fat chick.
More noticeable on heavier women.
Instead of the thigh gap, chubbier women have this from where they walk or it heats up and turns darker and noticeably wrinklier.
Keynote: for the BBW lovers it’s the sexiest part on a fat chick and fat admirers tend to go for this portion when engaging in intimate activity.
Not to be mistaken for gluteus sulcus
TLDR: inner booty thigh flaps on a fat chick.
CrystalBlue420 is my favorite BBW pornstar cause her gluteus succulus looks so juicy. I’d pay her to sit on my face
by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023
Get the Gluteus Succulusmug.