Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooterfish

A fake ass, insecure, effeminate mama and daddy’s boy that flashes his daddy’s cash to try to pick up women.

Look at that cooterfish driving his daddy’s truck!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A simp without a girlfriend that calls guys with girlfriends “simps”.

What’s a simp?

See that cooterfish over there by itself…? That’s a simp.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

That’s a really old cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Is that a bass? No, that’s a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A swinger who buys his buddy’s non-swinger wife toe rings and pedicures and sets her up to have an affair with another one of his buddy’s.

My buddy Joe set my wife up to have an affair with Josh. What a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

A slimy dude who creeps online and tries to poach another dude’s girls by messaging and DM-ing.

I smell a cooterfish!!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Someone who looks like a country bumpkin or like a turtle or locust or Bugs Bunny.

Is that that guy Cooter Cash? Yep, that’s a cooterfish if I ever saw one!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026