Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooterfish

A guy who demands to have complete access to his girl’s phone at all times.

What a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

An insecure dude who asks a girl to get restraining orders on her ex’s and asks her to erase all photos of her with any and all other dudes.

The cooterfish “cleaned her house” and found her old wedding pics and lost his gd mind!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A control freak that uses desperate low-life manipulation and control tactics to trap and ensnare and smother a woman.

That cooterfish bought her a new phone and a new car. To track her.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A guy that pretends to be a confident, nice guy but is actually an insecure mean girl little bitch boy control freak behind the scenes.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A weak dude that writes long-winded, butthurt comments on another dude’s Facebook post using sock puppet accounts.

That cooterfish is at it again!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

An insecure dude that relies on a group of insecure dudes for emotional support and props.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

A guy swinger that acts like he’s not a swinger for his new girlfriend.

That cooterfish must really love her!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026