Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooter

A scrub.

I don’t want no cooter, a cooter is a guy who can’t get no love from me. Hangin’ from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to cooter at me.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A word to describe the smell of morning breath that is worse than the smell of a fart through dry turds from an itchy mud butt, bubbled through 5 day old pickled terlet water festering in a hot, rancid overflowing shit tank.

Did you brush your teeth last night? Cause I smell cooterfish again…

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy that smells like a fat guy.

What smells like a fat guy? Is there a cooterfish in here?!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A prop, a stand-in dude, usually homely, that is just a temporary placeholder or rebound. A chump.

Why’s she with that cooter?

She’s on the rebound yo!

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy that tried to get a restraining order against his girlfriend’s ex without any cause whatsoever. Except because he’s a loser.

Hey, what’s that loser up to?

That’s not a loser, that’s a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who acts like your docile ex-boyfriend is a threat to you because he is insecure and feels threatened. And to try to manipulate you both.

He’s up to his loser cooterfish tactics again.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy who uses manipulation and deception to try to get in women’s pants.

Why is he always acting like a cooter?

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026