Definitions by Jay E. Griffin

vagomach 

The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly")

Sally's vagomach was so large, it hung to her knees.

vagomach by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

peter belly

The part of a woman's abdoman that pooches out over her vaginal area after middle age or after she's experienced childbirth. (See also "vagomach")

Martha's peter belly hung so low it made it hard for her husband to find her tunnel of love.

peter belly by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

roast beef curtains 

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

roast beef curtains by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

tard tapper 

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.

tard tapper by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008