coke slut

an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine

That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.

by jay April 29, 2003

doggie nuts

1.nuts that are close to the penis 2.nuts that don't sag-resembles a dog's nuts

that dude has some serious doggie nuts

by Jay May 10, 2003

multi felch

for many men to deposit semen into the anus of a "victim" and then for one person to, with a straw, suck it all out.

One pig, nine guys and a straw.

by jay July 29, 2003

Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

by jay November 30, 2003

wuzzle

Similar to a glomp, a wuzzle is a gentle loving greeting used primarily between "wuzzle buddies".

Mike leapt across the room to wuzzle Jane when she entered.

by jay June 16, 2004

nofx

Possibly the greatest punk band very talented for all of those who say they arent Talent NOFX songs:Stickin My Eye,The Decline,Irrationality of Rationality,hobophobic

people who dont like NOFX can fuck off

by Jay July 29, 2003

platinum

1. (adj.)the highest degree of coolness one can attain (see also "cool points")
2. (adv.)an action considered to be the pinnacle of coolness (see also "pimp")

1. Tony, and Jesus, are by far the most platinum guys on Earth
2. That dropkick Jesus made was platinum

by Jay August 19, 2003