Definitions by Jax Lyger

Smellies 

Shitty Xmas gift consisting of shower gels or deodorants maybe some cheap aftershave/perfume if you're 'lucky'

What did you get for Xmas?

Not much just a few smellies

Smellies by Jax Lyger March 31, 2016

that's so llama 

An expression to determine something is as a llama would do i.e. eat hands, kill humans, make meat dragons out of orphan flesh and furniture out of faces.

As invented by Jordan Cowell.

Paul: Omg I can't believe Carl killed all those orphans
Brad: That's so llama!

that's so llama by Jax Lyger March 1, 2015