Fauxppie

One who identifies as a hippie in public, but is not personally committed to their belief system; a "false hippie".
Jarrod's suggestion that "Dave Matthews front a reunited version of the Grateful Dead" was "killer", but his impeccable hygiene revealed he was in fact a fauxppie.
by Jason Flahardy March 24, 2004
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Afrikanosplanetesphobia

When Richard visited Atlanta during Freaknik, he was gripped by a severe case of Afrikanosplanetesphobia.
by Jason Flahardy September 15, 2004
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rubbage

Large pieces of truck tire found in or along the side of the road. They are most commonly found on highways.
The rubbage was so thick driving up to Louisville, I swerved like a drunk on a cellphone trying to avoid it.
by Jason Flahardy April 25, 2006
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Aquagrope

A welcome or unwelcome sexual touching while underwater.
Her honeymoon was ruined in the wake of her diving instructor's attempted aquagrope.
by Jason Flahardy March 24, 2004
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