A mutant form of a track runner. These strange people derive pleasure from running a race with shit in the way. No one is quite sure why they would want to jump over things and run. When asked why, they reply, "Its a hurdle thing."
Why try to understand the Hurdler
a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdler
s. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.
I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.