Jason Brody's definitions

Hurdler

A mutant form of a track runner. These strange people derive pleasure from running a race with shit in the way. No one is quite sure why they would want to jump over things and run. When asked why, they reply, "Its a hurdle thing."

Why try to understand the Hurdler

by Jason Brody December 6, 2003

Hurdle

a plastic bar propped up on metal poles that serves no purpose but to fuck you up while you run. These impediments are only involved in races run by hurdlers. These things are usually just slammed into the track out of sheer hate.

I was running and out of no where this hurdle popped up and I promptly smashed it into the ground.

by Jason Brody December 6, 2003

caleb and megan

Caleb and Megan are the cutest couple ever even though they have their ups and downs and ons and offs they will always be the cutest couple ever

Ex: Caleb and Megan go together like peanut butter and jelly

by Jason Brody May 7, 2018