zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 08, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005

geasel

A person who devours dingleberries.

Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.

by Jason February 18, 2005

chief

The metamorphosis from a mild-mannered engineer to a raging-alcoholic degenerate.

John began to chief after his 5th shot of Beam.

by Jason December 24, 2003

Pwnface

(verb) - To destroy, deride, defame, or degrade.

"If that guy looks at me again, I'm gonna pwnface his dental work."

by Jason March 24, 2005

snollygoster

A "carpetbagger." Somebody who will go to any lengths to achieve public office, regardless of party afiliation or platform.

That snollygoster just might become our State Senator if he lies and cheats enough!

by Jason June 25, 2003