Jasmine's definitions

Give me two

Something you say when someone says something stupid. the you give them two
licks(slaps)

kenisha says 5 plus 2 = 10
you say That was dumb give me two

by Jasmine October 25, 2004

hizzou

a house but is mostly used when someone is talkin like snoop dog "-izzle"

(a)What you doin?
(b)nothin, juss chillin in da hizzou.

by Jasmine August 9, 2004

as if...

Meaning cant belive

Omg...Tod said I was ugly,as if...

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

poed

when you and/or your friends get "rolled on" by the police.
when you get caught by the cops.

"last night we got poed on while we were in the cemetery"

if you drink and drive you have the chance of getting poed on!

by jasmine July 23, 2004

sponge bob

A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...

Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on

by Jasmine January 30, 2007

twink

Annoying little fangirl person who deserves to be shot. Usually no older than 12, her vocabulary consists of the words "hot" "lyk" and "kewl"

These annoying little cretins usually adore Orlando Bloom.

"lyk omg orli is so kewl n hot"
"Argh, a twink!"

"Did you see that Twink on here earlier?"
"Yeah...she wouldn't shut up about Legolas."
"Retards"

by Jasmine November 28, 2004

Sink Boy

Usually a Punjabi male who lives at home with his parents, no ambition, no money, and has an overprotective mother who still does his laundry and cleans his room. Sometimes it could be viewed as some what of a oedipus complex.

Baepreet: Bruh, Chandi is such a sink boy.
Baeminder: Yeah, his mom just fed him some kheer.

*BRUH*

by Jasmine October 20, 2014