Definitions by Jarret Carder

Holiday Honcho 

The art of painting your penis as a candy cane then proceeding to get a blowjob, then when you jizz you give her the frosty outlining of the candy cane on her lips and face.

Ho ho ho, I gave Mrs. Claus a mean Holiday Honcho, she is a hoe oh fo sho.

Holiday Honcho by Jarret Carder December 23, 2007

Machadamin Meltdown 

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.

Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!

Machadamin Meltdown by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

Swedish Turkey 

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

Swedish Turkey by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006