2 definitions by Jared Deutsch

choad

1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.

1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.

by Jared Deutsch February 21, 2005

chin butter

1. Cum spread on one's face like a peanut butter sandwich.

This fine girl at the party asked Chris Charles to give her some chin butter, but he didn't know how to give it to her.

by Jared Deutsch February 21, 2005