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A person with the fear of succeeding or accomplishment, normally not clinically diagnosed with the disease because of the thought of understanding what is wrong with them. There is no current treatment for the disease.
A disorder of the mind, head and brain, caused by an imbalance between the molecular molecules in the skull.
by Jane Doe March 15, 2004
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flarby

the flabby tissue above and around the penis and vagina
"It's sexy to feel a woman's flarby."
by Jane Doe October 20, 2004
mugGet the flarbymug.

jaba the slut

an unsightly large slut who has fucked up make up and hot pink stilletos. (thats a given) originated from jaba the hut.
look at jaba the slut over there eating a hoagie while pole dancing.
by jane doe October 18, 2004
mugGet the jaba the slutmug.

free packaging

When a guy does not wear underwear.
Me: Dude I don't get why guys insist upon free packaging with sweatpants.

My best friend: Hahaha, yeah I really don't get it either.
by Jane Doe June 29, 2005
mugGet the free packagingmug.

avril

a little rat-like, talentless, bipolar, Canadian girl who was told by lousy, money hungry music producers to simply be the image of the anti-britney and to therefore convert pop star fans into her genre and making "punk" fashionable and mainstream. ultimately, the female version of blink 182, which is pop-punk and is a disgrace to even be called music.


how an "Avril" can be distinguished: can not sing at all, rags on other teen girls, does not wash face, pretends she's rebellious, pretends she skateboards, wears neck ties and wifebeaters, pretends she gets a long better with guys better than girls, wears baggy pants and boxer underwear, goes psycho crazy on stage and needs to be sedated, pretends she knows what punk music really is.
i never knew a canadian can be so influential to this many impressionable americans...these are dark times in america.
by jane doe June 4, 2004
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asscrack

when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together.
Britney Speares has way to much asscrack
by Jane Doe December 14, 2003
mugGet the asscrackmug.

mac

popular line of cosmetics especially for society's creme de la creme and celebrities
gonna run over to the mac counter for some eyeliner
by jane doe May 13, 2005
mugGet the macmug.

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