Jamiecheese 's definitions

Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.

Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026

ABritney

ABritney: A modern slang word for an absolutely stunning, beautiful woman, inspired by the iconic beauty of Britney Spears and Brittany Murphy, both considered a perfect 10.

Lee: Bruv, they keep calling Ariana Grande ABritney. That’s not her name. LOL.

Frank: You're a muppet, bruv. ABritney just means she’s super fit.

Lee: Got you now, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026