A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge January 11, 2007
A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge January 09, 2007
An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
by jamie_ledge January 09, 2007
Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.
I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.
I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006
used to describe when a person, usually a woman ... is skinny/thin clearly from the use of drugs.
Not to be confused with naturally thin women.
Not to be confused with naturally thin women.
"Hey Jimmy check out that crackerexic bitch over there, go over and give her a poptart - tell her it's food."
by jamie_ledge December 29, 2009
Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
by jamie_ledge July 18, 2006
1. extra-large hard-on
2. Superman's penis
3. Description of a complete jerk-off
4. The penis of another non-descript super-hero's wang
5. Junior Patrick
2. Superman's penis
3. Description of a complete jerk-off
4. The penis of another non-descript super-hero's wang
5. Junior Patrick
Man/Woman: Is it a bird?
Man/Woman: Is it a plane?
Other Passerby: No, it's a supercock, what would a bird or a plane be doing in his underwear?, and besides, it's shaped like a penis.. Der!!
Man/Woman: Is it a plane?
Other Passerby: No, it's a supercock, what would a bird or a plane be doing in his underwear?, and besides, it's shaped like a penis.. Der!!
by jamie_ledge October 03, 2006