Jamfetto's definitions

IT Solution

The common solution for companies when addressing any incoming Tech Call which is to completely restore a system to it's original state with no regard to information previously stored.

I incorrectly installed a driver but when I called tech support they wanted me to recover the entire system and they didn't even attempt to find an alternative solution. Wow, the typical IT Solution hits again..

by Jamfetto December 22, 2008

fakeumentary

A video or film that purports information using a method that people in general believe to be in a format that provides factual information.

We watched a program on television about a historical event and found that the information was in error or not true. What a fakeumentary.

by Jamfetto June 6, 2010

butthay

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

coo coo bonko

The state a child or young person adopts upon receiving extraordinary news or is simply elated.

She received news that her best friend was going to be in town for the whole week and without warning just went coo coo bonko but that was to be expected from an 8 year old...

by Jamfetto December 22, 2008