JamesBrown's definitions

Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bevan

Winnie blue smoking, vb or XXXX drinking, loud mouthed, usually very thin, or sometimes quite fat. Found with the sheila, sheilas may go by such names as shazza,lozza, narelle,sherelle, typical bevan names include dazza, tezza,wozza,davo and micko. Bevan is a Queensland, Australia native, see also the boganfrom Melbourne, or the westie from Sydney- NSW.
Any of these may also and most likely act like a yobbo

Go down to woodridge, you'll see many bevans driving their commodores or torries (torana)

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhpy

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

dot sniffer

one who crawls or sucks up to another. or person with arse sniffing fetish

I always knew Marc was a dot sniffer.
Look at that dot sniffer in action, he has no shame.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

boogie

1.A piece of snot, plucked from a nose.
2. Boogie man, some sort of scary monster that kids are really frightend of, dunno why he's called a boogie man, maybe he's made out of snot.

1.Hey stop picking your nose, i saw you eat that boogie.
2. Little children shouldn't walk alone at night, the boogie man might get them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Vujade

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003