Definitions by JamesBrown

Bondi cigar

blind mullet,turd, grogan, nebraska,boree,shit.
Of the free floating variety, found when you go swimming at Bondibeach, Sydney,Australia. The government thought it would be a good idea to pump sewage out to sea, they have sort of fixed it by now pumping it out further, but in a rough sea you may still meet the bondi cigar.

My mate went swimming at bondi beach, and a bondi cigar touched him.

Bondi cigar by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Thong 

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.

I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.

Thong by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhper 

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.

Fartograhper by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Fartograhpy 

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

Fartograhpy by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Five finger discount 

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five finger discount by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Yobbo

A loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. Sometimes prone to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. Usually smell.

The "hill" at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the Yobbo.

Yobbo by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boofhead 

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

Boofhead by jamesbrown April 22, 2003