James Perfect's definitions

parentask

Needling tasks that your parents ask you to complete. Generally used in relation to non-stop requests for tasks they are not physically able to complete. Examples of parentasks include: mowing their lawn, changing light bulbs that are too high, moving large and heavy items, storing things in the attic, etc.

I can't make it today as I'm being overly parentasked.

by James Perfect April 9, 2017

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

paintogenic

Having a very unique and timeless beauty that would make one highly sought after to sit for a portrait painting by any classical era painter.

Her enormous blue eyes and luminescent golden curls only accentuated her classic beauty and paintogenic look.

by James Perfect July 5, 2018

Greetles

A jovial greeting. A more fun way to say hello.
Opposite of toodles.

Greetles! How are you?

by James Perfect January 13, 2022

Greetaloo

A jovial way to say hello.

Opposite of Tootaloo.

Greetaloo my friend! How are you today?

by James Perfect January 13, 2022

Debitier

A person that accepts a debit card as payment for a sales transaction. The modern version of ‘cashier’.

The debitier processed the sale and returned the debit card to the shopper.

by James Perfect June 21, 2022