by James Lowe June 04, 2004
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The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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by James Lowe August 08, 2004
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The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
by James Lowe October 24, 2004
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Get the George Carlin mug.The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
Get the Japanese cars mug.One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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