Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
by James Lowe February 03, 2005
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Halo

haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground
by James Lowe October 21, 2004
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Halo

A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.
DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!
by James Lowe June 21, 2004
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pissing contest

as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
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dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
by James Lowe September 22, 2004
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speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.
Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?
by James Lowe February 21, 2005
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Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!
To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!
by James Lowe May 08, 2004
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