James Lowe's definitions

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

Lesbian

A woman who like other women...like, more than a friend :p

"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all"

- Captain Hero

by James Lowe February 11, 2008

prostitute

A female that sells her vagina (and/or ass) so she can get paid and give you STD's like Syphilis, AID's, Herpes etc.

If ur gonna fuck a prostitute at LEAST wrap your tool before banging the bitch.

by James Lowe August 8, 2004

Disturbed

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!

Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

by James Lowe February 5, 2005

earios

Mike Tysons favorite cereal

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.

by James Lowe December 12, 2008