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Mudkips were coolly brought to the 4chan table of love when this story with Copypasta-ed onto the site.

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
I hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud.
Mudkips. I heard you like them.
by James Frost January 11, 2007
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The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.
"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by James Frost July 19, 2006
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to do toad, to toad lick.
Hey man, wanna go toad licking?
by James Frost July 22, 2004
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A great town in East Midlands, soon to be dazzled by the slight of David Connelly's boots.
Martin Keowns a clever bastard dumping Arsenal for Leicester, purely because he can't hack Premiership anymore.
by James Frost July 22, 2004
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Someone in the medical profession of being a doctor, who rocks.
All right rocktors, that's my name for doctors who rock.
by James Frost April 16, 2007
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