w%t

Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah"

"Sweet, we won the lottery!"
"Le w%t"

by James Frost July 20, 2006

sneail

The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.

Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?

by James Frost July 22, 2004

borrowed humor

When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.

Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"

This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.

by James Frost May 15, 2011

hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.

"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"

by James Frost July 21, 2006

t'internet

t'internet, short for 'the internet'.

"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"

It's amazing what you can find on t'internet

by James Frost April 20, 2004

lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.

"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 21, 2006