Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 01, 2004

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!

I have to Piss like a race horse!

by James April 23, 2003

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004

poop

a black or brown or any wied dark color of a sloppy substance that comes out of the ass hole

wow look at that poop

by james April 14, 2004

Antisoiler

An individual of incredible attractiveness and moral worth with exemplary standards of personal hygiene, whose presence has the almost supernatural ability to purify the unclean.

Verb = to antisoil.

It became clear to Kris eventually that James was indeed the true antisoiler.

by James February 03, 2004

whack-whack

Computer slang for backslash backslash

Go to whack-whack MyComputerName whack c dollar sign. \\MyComputerName\c$

by James February 24, 2005