James's definitions

ruby

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

by James February 7, 2005

nutsaqutron

(a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).

balls large enough to collapse into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron

by James December 26, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

schmurich

Another word for nonsense.

That book is total schmurich.

by James August 25, 2004

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.

``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).

Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.

by James December 14, 2004

jozxyqk

The noise a Person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something

jozxyqk

the noise a person makes when they get their sexual organs trapped in something.

is it in the dictionary

It could be if your reading in the nude and you close the book too quick

*slams book shut*="jozxyqk"

by James December 20, 2003

talk to the hand

Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.

"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."

by James September 3, 2003