Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jambo Schlarbeard

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

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A slang word for semen, playing off of seminal fluid looking white and pasty, like mayonaise.

That "ho" just swallowed all my man-o-naise.

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Derogatory term for the popular (among pedophiles and teeny boppers) website Myspace.com

If had a gayspace account, I'd be just as gay as you, you fuckin' gay.

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Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.

My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.

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