Jamaica G's definitions

douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.

John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.

by Jamaica G September 28, 2006

flip-pong

A drinking game that combines the chaos of flip cup and the focus of beer pong. Involves two teams, each team shoots for beer pong cups, but for each cup hit a game of flip cup ensues to decide whether the beer pong cup is pulled or not.

Team members rotate so that everyone gets a chance to shoot. Works best with 6-8 people. Invented by the PowerHouse.

We played a sick game of flip-pong the other night.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008