15 definitions by Jako Kot

high utter

the random, totally ridiculous things that people say when they are high

Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"

Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."

by Jako Kot April 6, 2008

my beef strong

Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."

by Jako Kot December 16, 2007

finish

when a girl makes you cum when giving head or a handjob (although handjobs blow, and we can do a better job ourselves). Good girls always finish guys and swallow too, while mean girls leave the guys to finish themselves.

1) Man: "Ooooo. I'm gonna cum."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."

2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 1, 2008

the chase

The period before a relationship (or before a rejection) where a guy attempts to create the romantic bond. Involves much dating and confusion

I have been working on this girl for over 3 months. God the chase can be so strenuous.

by Jako Kot August 10, 2008

six roper

a man who can ejaculate six shots of cum in one sitting

Johnny is a flucking six roper. He really knows how to fill a girl.

by Jako Kot April 29, 2008

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 12, 2008