4 definitions by Jakes

jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.

by Jakes September 16, 2015

the act of getting a wierd head accompanied by really strange, almost unbelievable events or mishaps.

I went golfing with some people and I ended up getting tall chiefed off a few beers. The next thing I new I was driving the golf cart into a ravine.

by Jakes May 20, 2004

Woah man, my dream is to become an Helreyzer and be able to make energy balls coming from my ass.

by Jakes July 8, 2003

The metaphorical bus that is ridden whenever someone has royally screwed up and is struggling to complete even a simple task

The poor guy was riding the strugglebus after chugging half a gallon of milk in 10 minutes

by Jakes April 25, 2016