lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 27, 2004

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 05, 2004

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 09, 2005

surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

by Jake March 26, 2004

spiritual

A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.

Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.

by Jake May 05, 2005

riggin

being pissed off about something; derived from the language Jag

" I'm riggin about that fat wiggy I kissed last night when i was lugged."

by Jake January 06, 2005