by Jake January 22, 2005

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.
by Jake March 05, 2004

by Jake January 18, 2004

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
by Jake May 13, 2005

by Jake November 08, 2003

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
by Jake January 13, 2004

by jake December 03, 2004
