Definitions by Jake

ass load 

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

ass load by Jake October 27, 2003

Kick the Gong 

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.

"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"

Kick the Gong by Jake October 5, 2003

Eldi 

A man who all men look up to and worship.

Eldi by jake October 1, 2003

blop 

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

blop by Jake September 28, 2003

Ye Ole Box 

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

Ye Ole Box by Jake September 28, 2003

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

Krystal Steel by Jake September 28, 2003

take it to the house 

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

take it to the house by Jake September 23, 2003