booty call

(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"
I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !
by Jake January 14, 2004
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shoot

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).
by Jake February 23, 2004
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Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
by jake March 30, 2004
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junior high

A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.
By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.
by Jake March 27, 2005
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glunkin

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night
by Jake June 20, 2006
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delima

the personage of being unable to speak clearly, gay, and have an acura "legend" dude because it is in a rap song.
stop being so delima!
by jake July 19, 2004
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