BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 08, 2003

Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

by Jake April 14, 2004

alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by Jake February 26, 2005

take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

by Jake September 23, 2003

get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits

Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.

by Jake March 05, 2004

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 05, 2004