Jake's definitions

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

slug face

Richard Booth

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!

by Jake February 3, 2004

Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!

Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)

by Jake February 3, 2004

Rinkyro

Rinkyrin the Second. Also see Rinkyrin

Rinkyro: OH DA RINKY!

by Jake February 3, 2004

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004