the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 24, 2004

beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus

"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"

by Jake May 04, 2004

kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!

Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.

by Jake January 27, 2004

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 02, 2004

dinner

last and most formal meal of the day; prelude to a fuck

She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."

He: "What's for dinner ?"

by Jake March 09, 2004

surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

by Jake March 26, 2004

call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing

she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"

by Jake April 26, 2004